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Samuel Ward McAllister was a popular arbiter of social taste in the Gilded Age of America, widely accepted as the authority to which families could be classified as the cream of New York society. His listings were questioned by those excluded from them, and his self-aggrandizement motivation was noted.
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Rissoina liletae is a species of sea snail, a marine gastropod mollusk in the family Rissoinidae.
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