{"slip": { "id": 68, "advice": "The number of vampires in the average home, is directly proportional to the amount of garlic bread in the fridge."}}
{"slip": { "id": 36, "advice": "If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a few payments."}}
{"slip": { "id": 79, "advice": "Just because you are offended, doesn't mean you are right."}}
{"slip": { "id": 8, "advice": "Happiness is a journey, not a destination."}}
{"slip": { "id": 26, "advice": "Don't cross the streams."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 190, "advice": "Don't always believe what you think."}}
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